new names

So i was talking to an old teacher of mine and he brought the subject of names of towns. He sent me a list and i just got to share it! This is what he said....

"I’ve worked on renaming some of the towns around here. I think we need some more variety. How do you like these: Schuykill Haven to Schooljive Dump, Reading to Blew-in, Philadelphia to Emptyhanded, Shoemakersville to Flipfloppertown, Lenhartsville to Brokenheartsville, and, my favorite, Hamburg to Vegeburg!"
yeah i was shocked too!